Dante, I appreciate the sentiment but… that still isn’t the way to my heart.
Well, maybe you’d rather weaponry?
No. Dante, stop gifting me things…
Perhaps I should have said: there isn’t a way to my heart that I know of.
…Rhapsodos. I think perhaps you should visit Dante’s ask box if you wish to address him.
And thank you for your insight…
Oh, I was definitely a teacher’s pet, I consistently got straight As… you know when you’re popular with teachers and people try and gain the same by association? That could explain a lot of my friendships.
But I also made time to be social, I worked hard to be likeable… I made myself look presentable and pretty, and did what was expected of me… which I think was the reason for my general popularity.

Is this better? I mean, I thought you might like chocolate ice cream roses instead.
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Oh, ice cream!
…I mean… no. Dante. Stop being so… nice.
#ok i am reblogging this one for all the blood spatter
Is that what they call it now?
…no, seriously, it was for the blood spatter…